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To mix Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster....
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One of the most famous drinks around
the universe must absolutely be The Pan
Galactic Gargle Blaster, which was
developed by the President of Milky Way
Zaphod Beeblebrox one apathic day at a
local bar.
Effects of drinking a Pan Galactic
Gargle Blaster are like following:
It is like having your brains smashed
out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a
large gold bar.
How to mix one yourself:
-Take the juice from one bottle of that
Ol' Janx Spirit
-Pour into it measure of water from the
seas of Santraginus V
-Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega -Gin to
melt the mixture ( it must be properly
iced or the benzine is lost).
-Allow 4 litres of Fallian marsh gas to
bubble through it, in memory of those
happy Hikers who have died of pleasure
in the Marshes of Fallia.
-Over the back of a silver spoon float
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a measure of Qualactin Hypermint
extract , redolent of all the heavy
odours of the dark Qualactin Zones,
subtle sweet and mystic.
-Drop in the tooth of an Algonian
Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading
the fires of the Algonian Suns deep
into the heart of the drink.
-Sprinkle Zamphuor.
-Add an olive,
-Drink...but...very...carefully...
Drinking too many Pan Galactic Gargle
Blasters in same day may cause serious
brain damage, and it's possible you're
in danger to get the position of main
manager at Sirius Cybernetics Corpora-
tion. Grendel........
(D.Adams: Hitchhiker's Guide To The
Galaxy)
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In the past pupils insisted that
their dog ate their homeworks. Nowadays
they just tell that the information was
scratched from a floppy by accident.
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